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  • sometimes i hate ordering pizza, because having to talk spoils the silence.

    permalink 25 notes i need a sensory deprivation tank but i need pizza too
  • (via)agentmlovestacos:craiglaw

    (via)agentmlovestacos:craiglaw

    (Source: meme-meme, via sizeighty)

    permalink 299 notes CREAM get the kitty extra extra kibs y'all
  • permalink 23 notes it takes three filters to make ohio look 'not depressing' in january
  • Tech Support: The Mercenary Techie Who Troubleshoots for Drug Dealers

    A while ago, a twenty-something geek we’ll call Martin arranged a meeting with some potential clients in an an unusual place: the sidewalk across the street from a police precinct on Manhattan’s West Side.

    permalink 9 notes possible career move? i am great at tech and have pliable morals
  •  GPOY

     GPOY

    (via thisislightwork)

    permalink 685 notes italian food with a kiks = every night i don't wear suits tho
  • having a transcendent “beard day”.

    permalink 13 notes this moisturizer is the business i need to shop more in the 'ethnic hair care' section
  • i literally “lost” 20 minutes eating this entire pizza.

    permalink 31 notes i'm dead serious it wouldn't worry me if i weren't watching 'criminal minds'
  • (Source: hiredgoons)

    permalink 17 notes basquiat i'd like to see this while i'm peeing
  • permalink 28 notes kiks prefers a hot bath kittys in the mist
  •  bedtime reading: an economic analysis of prostitution.

     bedtime reading: an economic analysis of prostitution.

    permalink 14 notes i'd be up until dawn reading '1Q84' they're really making the case for pimps
  • (via kanyedaily)

    permalink 122 notes needed this on my blog googles louis briefcases
  • putting doritos and cheetos into the same snack mix is like putting coke and pepsi in the same mixed drink.

    permalink 22 notes people have a preference and if it's 'cheetos' you're a ho
  • justphoto for android will put all of your facbook/tumblr/flickr on your device. slick, and free.

    justphoto for android will put all of your facbook/tumblr/flickr on your device. slick, and free.

    permalink 10 notes blueprint endroses amazing on the tablet
  •   my apartment complex is the stray cat jurassic park, so i lined an unused kennel with timothy hay, flapped the door, and put out dry food. i’m hopeful at least one of the strays uses the condo.

      my apartment complex is the stray cat jurassic park, so i lined an unused kennel with timothy hay, flapped the door, and put out dry food. i’m hopeful at least one of the strays uses the condo.

    permalink 37 notes if you abandon animals you're a ho also: fuck you
  •  throwback thursday: my dad at (approximately) my age

     throwback thursday: my dad at (approximately) my age

    permalink 32 notes beard by blood not re-la-tion y'all still cha-sin/ we ain't sha-vin
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