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How To Deliver A Proper Threat
By the blueprint (@the_blueprint)
There comes a time in every grown beardsman’s life in which he might need to effectively threaten someone…
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(via ladymisskate)
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You know how they used to(/still do?) sell pre-ripped jeans marketed at people who want to look cool? They should sell fedoras that already have cheeto stains on the brim and market them to weeaboos and redditors.
look everyone stop giving Urban Outfitters more ideas to steal
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(Source: brain-food)
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the real genius of “pawn stars” is featuring items i would like to purchase.
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tumblr: where there’s two messaging options and also somehow impossible to have any meaningful interaction in the actual function of the product.
look at it. like it. reblog it. one-shot replies. those are the entirety of your options on a platform “for ideas”.
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i just spent 10 minutes scrolling thru 5700 notes to block the original poster, because i never want to see a GIF from a 40s movie on my dash ever-fucking-again.
why is it near-impossible for me to easily and effectively block content i don’t want to see from my dash? honestly, it’d be 1000x easier to just unfollow the reblogger, but they’re a lovely person who simply doesn’t happen to share all of the exact tastes i do.
… and now that i’ve refreshed my dash, that fucking GIF is back. thanks for allowing me to go thru far more effort than i should have, for nothing. i’m about fed the fuck up.
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watching this “my cat from hell” and my solution in every case is to issue severe fades to all of the owners.
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fuck every new tumblr feature until they come up with a solid way for me to mark posts as “never allow this shit on my dashboard ever fucking again”.
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really starting to consider i suffer from mild agoraphobia.



