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• How To Deliver A Proper Threat

  By the blueprint (@the_blueprint)

  There comes a time in every grown beardsman’s life in which he might need to effectively threaten someone…

  permalink 19 notes took my talents to twitter new blog presence

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  (via ladymisskate)

  permalink 18 notes my birthday is approaching i plan to spend it clad in a luxurious bathrobe

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  permalink 12 notes this is what you chose to 'fix'? word? alright playboy

• artyucko:

  clintisiceman:

  You know how they used to(/still do?) sell pre-ripped jeans marketed at people who want to look cool? They should sell fedoras that already have cheeto stains on the brim and market them to weeaboos and redditors.

  look everyone stop giving Urban Outfitters more ideas to steal

  permalink 55 notes 59/50s the only acceptable hat you look like a newsie fuckboy

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  (Source: brain-food)

  permalink 590 notes i don't 'get' this but this cat fucking rules

• the real genius of “pawn stars” is featuring items i would like to purchase.

  permalink 5 notes wwII code machines 'star wars' action figures hovercraft

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  permalink 25 notes tux smells cheese and turns into black widow she's otherwise v. simple

•  tumblr: where there’s two messaging options and also somehow impossible to have any meaningful interaction in the actual function of the product.

   look at it. like it. reblog it. one-shot replies. those are the entirety of your options on a platform “for ideas”.

  permalink 21 notes are they ever going to improve this thing? yes. i have been drinking.

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  permalink 9 notes user manual blueprint's guide to better internet

•  i just spent 10 minutes scrolling thru 5700 notes to block the original poster, because i never want to see a GIF from a 40s movie on my dash ever-fucking-again.

   why is it near-impossible for me to easily and effectively block content i don’t want to see from my dash? honestly, it’d be 1000x easier to just unfollow the reblogger, but they’re a lovely person who simply doesn’t happen to share all of the exact tastes i do.

   … and now that i’ve refreshed my dash, that fucking GIF is back. thanks for allowing me to go thru far more effort than i should have, for nothing. i’m about fed the fuck up.

  permalink 16 notes who is responsible and what is their twitter? fuck your vespa. fuckboy

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  • you can block blogs on tumblr?
  • this prevents said blogs from showing up when they’re reblogged?
  • there’s a number of blogs i never want to see again. ever. i don’t follow them, but a number of otherwise wonderful people (some of those i follow) reblog some shit i hate.
  • no, i don’t like anything.

  permalink 10 notes blueprint for hater of the year every year forever

• watching this “my cat from hell” and my solution in every case is to issue severe fades to all of the owners.

  permalink 10 notes i think this dude has been abusing this cat they should lock him in a room full of bobcats

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  permalink 24 notes the day i came for ms badu and she followed me apparently she doesn't reply on twitter?

• fuck every new tumblr feature until they come up with a solid way for me to mark posts as “never allow this shit on my dashboard ever fucking again”.

  permalink 22 notes that GIF sucked the first fifty times i saw it why can't i block people from appearing on my dash via reblog?

• really starting to consider i suffer from mild agoraphobia.

  permalink 10 notes questioning irrational resposes i just just be a total asshole. i mean clinically so