January 2011
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they offer hypnosis to help you stop smoking or...
Jan 31st
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“You don’t even know me, and you mad/ How it feel to be a hater?/ Now I know...”
– Jay-Z. (via frenchwood)
Jan 31st
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shopping for body wash
m: "swagger"? what does that smell like?
m: *smells down own shirt* oh, just like that.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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it's amazing how an insane stress level can...
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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i think charlie sheen has stumbled upon the secret of immortality. notorious BIG? dead. 2pac? dead. bono? still alive. the key is to make total and complete shit: the worse your contributions to culture, the more likely you are to survive anything.
Jan 29th
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i wonder how many people are "into" the situation...
Jan 29th
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given the choice, i'd choose "everyone else...
Jan 28th
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i really wish more disputes were settled via "cage...
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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a: how are you pants that tight, but halfway down your ass?
m: they're too tight for me to pull all the way up.
Jan 27th
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so, i have some people i'm going to "take to that...
Jan 27th
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you're going to fuck up your (shitty) part of...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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suggesting that my lack of taking part in a...
Jan 26th
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"generic bathroom soap" smells so fucking good.
Jan 26th
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teaching a class on "material audits in a...
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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 so, i’m watching episodes of “psych” on netflix, and it’s an episode about pro football. i’m all sorts of impressed, they got rodney peete to play one of the roles. like, damn, rodney peete was the shit. i had his football card.  i imdb the episode so i can show my friends: “rodney peete is in this motherfucker”. and i find out, it’s the guy who...
Jan 26th
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as someone who lives in ohio, all of the sun we've...
Jan 26th
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i can't tell if some people's "reply" option is...
Jan 25th
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j: aren't you cold?
m: nah.
j: i have an 800 weight down jacket on, and i'm freezing.
m: well, i have a 1200 weight beard.
Jan 25th
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I know you use hairspray for ink, but how do you...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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my tumblr needs a diplo remix.
Jan 24th
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tumblr errors/day + "we'll be right back" =...
Jan 24th
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few things are as unmotivating as knowing you have...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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while watching the "runaway" movie with my parents...
mom: wait, is he saying "douchebag"?
m: yeah.
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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i don't say this often, but i think i ate too much...
Jan 22nd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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if god were in a band...
j: um, god? these lyrics don't make any sense at all.
g: *snaps fingers* they do now.
Jan 21st
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you can tell a lot about a person from what makes...
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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i know companies following me on twitter are just...
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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communism has a better reputation for "working"...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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the feeling i get when i see other dudes' "beards"...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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just want to get successful enough to make a song...
Jan 20th
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