Tumblr (3.0; @theblueprint)http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/<a href="http://www.thebeardbible.com/archives/147">How To Deliver A Proper Threat</a>: <p><blockquote class="link_og_blockquote">By the blueprint (@the_blueprint)</blockquote> <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote">There comes a time in every grown beardsman’s life in which he might need to effectively threaten someone…</blockquote></p>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/50507588132http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/50507588132Wed, 15 May 2013 14:00:12 -0400took my talents to twitternew blog presence<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e93e34d4b78bf0e07ab06562c3c76e62/tumblr_mjidbu0c5Z1qzfbufo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/45121350732http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/45121350732Mon, 11 Mar 2013 14:20:05 -0400my birthday is approachingi plan to spend it clad in a luxurious bathrobe<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1281a1f0f17429a2da2607ebb679493b/tumblr_mjd856DQmk1qz7ta6o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44893015678http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44893015678Fri, 08 Mar 2013 18:34:18 -0500this is what you chose to 'fix'?word?alright playboy<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://artyucko.tumblr.com/post/44716357476/clintisiceman-you-know-how-they-used-to-still">artyucko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clintisiceman.tumblr.com/post/44716137841/you-know-how-they-used-to-still-do-sell">clintisiceman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You know how they used to(/still do?) sell pre-ripped jeans marketed at people who want to look cool? They should sell fedoras that already have cheeto stains on the brim and market them to weeaboos and redditors.</p> </blockquote> <p>look everyone stop giving Urban Outfitters more ideas to steal</p> </blockquote>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44716458073http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44716458073Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:01:58 -050059/50s the only acceptable hatyou look like a newsie fuckboy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92c2d85e68fca431f5a6592c707e42d2/tumblr_mj7teqjKVB1qzpegpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44670802857http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44670802857Tue, 05 Mar 2013 20:28:58 -0500i don't 'get' thisbut this cat fucking ruleshttp://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44665929362http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44665929362Tue, 05 Mar 2013 19:25:39 -0500wwII code machines'star wars' action figureshovercraft<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04224997c49bc183d850cb1e06aabb05/tumblr_mj66p0XrfB1qz7ta6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44597406537http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44597406537Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:17:12 -0500tux smells cheese and turns into black widowshe's otherwise v. simple<p> tumblr: where there&#8217;s two messaging options and also somehow impossible to have any meaningful interaction in the actual function of the product.</p> <p> look at it. like it. reblog it. one-shot replies. those are the entirety of your options on a platform &#8220;for ideas&#8221;.</p>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44172139638http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44172139638Wed, 27 Feb 2013 18:15:45 -0500are they ever going to improve this thing?yes. i have been drinking.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62ad03a4e4b194522d7ff0ecbc703b7c/tumblr_mit4s0tCGJ1qz7ta6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44034879146http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/44034879146Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:09:36 -0500user manualblueprint's guide to better internet<p> i just spent 10 minutes scrolling thru 5700 notes to block the original poster, because i never want to see a GIF from a 40s movie on my dash ever-fucking-again.</p> <p> why is it near-impossible for me to easily and effectively block content i don&#8217;t want to see from my dash? honestly, it&#8217;d be 1000x easier to just unfollow the reblogger, but they&#8217;re a lovely person who simply doesn&#8217;t happen to share all of the exact tastes i do.</p> <p> &#8230; and now that i&#8217;ve refreshed my dash, that fucking GIF is back. thanks for allowing me to go thru far more effort than i should have, for nothing. i&#8217;m about fed the fuck up.</p>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43653586551http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43653586551Thu, 21 Feb 2013 12:40:07 -0500who is responsible and what is their twitter?fuck your vespa. fuckboy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcdb400656b59bee60092c5989982922/tumblr_mihopw5VJg1qz7ta6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><ul><li>you can block blogs on tumblr?</li> <li>this prevents said blogs from showing up when they’re reblogged?</li> <li>there’s a number of blogs i never want to see again. ever. i don’t follow them, but a number of otherwise wonderful people (some of those i follow) reblog some shit i hate.</li> <li>no, i don’t like anything.</li> </ul></p>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43516340314http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43516340314Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:49:08 -0500blueprint for hater of the yearevery yearforeverhttp://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43454840340http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43454840340Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:42:38 -0500i think this dude has been abusing this catthey should lock him in a room full of bobcats<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c4b4d952ef2d5377afda854cdfa47b3/tumblr_mig1ssMv3h1qz7ta6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43449162319http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43449162319Mon, 18 Feb 2013 20:36:28 -0500the day i came for ms badu and she followed meapparently she doesn't reply on twitter?http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43425237673http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43425237673Mon, 18 Feb 2013 15:45:20 -0500that GIF sucked the first fifty times i saw itwhy can't i block people from appearing on my dash via reblog?http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43358345441http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43358345441Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:59:11 -0500questioning irrational resposesi just just be a total asshole. i mean clinically so<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8cf997250fd954fe20e0498c3c4c3781/tumblr_mic9a0qLNm1qz7ta6o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12722d2c9b2df58324779399aff3399a/tumblr_mic9a0qLNm1qz7ta6o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4542c85d853e29fa6e41a19c744cecab/tumblr_mic9a0qLNm1qz7ta6o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d3fbe7f014b6350e190a58597fe4851/tumblr_mic9a0qLNm1qz7ta6o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43267945571http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43267945571Sat, 16 Feb 2013 19:29:18 -0500watching wu-tang videos and realizing why everything sucks now<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b377c95ecf4210c29e52d2e7aa183aa1/tumblr_mibruzIxA91rsi11co1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via) <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://basketball-junkie.tumblr.com/post/43240183266/kyrie-irving-showing-brandon-knight-how-its-done">basketball-junkie</a></p> <ol><li><span> kyrie irving plays in cleveland.</span></li> <li><span>100% better if you imagine chappelle’s prince yelling SHOOT THE J!”</span></li> </ol>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43242211112http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43242211112Sat, 16 Feb 2013 13:39:12 -0500grand theft auto hit by car ragdoll animationCLEVELANDhttp://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43193903012http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43193903012Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:28:51 -0500i can't get a cultural victoryi'm awesome at rigging democracy tho<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/172d72172f94c8e3df25379d8f129391/tumblr_mi7trmG1BP1qz7ta6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43078245342http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43078245342Thu, 14 Feb 2013 10:05:19 -0500astronaut chickwhen i'm with her i got nothin' to proveouter space statusmore love than feburarykhttp://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43050084681http://theblueprint.tumblr.com/post/43050084681Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:01:09 -0500at first i was surprisedand then surprised at my surprise